Oh, I apologize, Mr. High-Roller, that working as a research assistant doesn't meet your definition of a job. You know, I forgot that as a 23-yr old student, I'm expected to be making over 100k easily. If I thought my job was all that glorified and important, I'd have said I'm a researcher instead of an assistant, you douchebag. Perhaps you should go back to being a student, where you'd learn to read my post in which I said that I call while driving (handsfree, if you care to know about how safely I do it) and never mentioned texting while driving, which I don't do.