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Roy · Guest

Why don't criminals like these pay for heathcare? Or how about the corporations pimping the deadly food that induces so much illness? They market the worst garbage to little kids, with their obnoxious TV ads, cartoon characters, and florescent-colored packaging. They have no morals.
How about Call of Duty: Zombie Apocalypse?

Treg · Guest

“Alien #1: "Shplonghfgl! Did you see that?"Alien #2: "See that? Of course I fricking saw it! We nearly hit that big-ass planet broad-on! What I want to know is how come _you_ didn't see it?"Alien #1: "Me? I'm driving this thing. I don't have time to keep an eye out for every piddly little terrestrial world. That's supposed to be your job."Alien #2: "Oh, and just because it's less than ten thousand miles in diameter, it's OK that you somehow failed to spot it until we damn nearly piled into it? You want me to make you a bumper sticker that reads 'I brake for gas giants'?"Alien #1: "Listen, I don't know where it came from. I just looked up, and there it was."Alien #2: "Where it came from? It's been orbiting in the same place for billions of years. It's on all the fricking maps. What's your problem, haven't you ever driven in a solar system before?"Alien #1: "OK, smart guy. What about the time you nearly hit that comet nucleus? I mean, hitting something a hundred yards across in the middle of empty space. That takes some special skill."Alien #2: "Not even slightly similar. I had right of way. Those comet jockeys knew that, they were just being dicks about it because they're cryogenic. 'Oooh, we're made of frozen nitrogen, nothing bothers us.' Well, I'd like to see their faces when they make a close pass round the Sun and start evaporating. We'll see who's laughing then."Alien #1: "Yeah, well, whatever ..."Alien #2: "LOOK OUT!!!!!!"Alien #1: "Whoa! Who put that moon there?"Alien #2: "Oh, for stars' sake. Just pull over and let me drive."

Chay Tana · Guest

in Digg, anything about weed gets dug.
Some Americans are Free, the rest of the population are black, espanic, chinese, Gay, Lesbian,Muslim, Buddist and Poor!

Summerbell · Guest

You are not that niave. It is the same reason showing a white person eating water melon is not racist. It is because historically racist has used the term to make blacks out to be sub human. While the GWB was in bad taste it was only pointing out that he was stupid.?
Damnit there's something really funny here but I can't put my finger on it....

Stanton · Guest

They don't your news organizations just want to make you think we do.Those "long" wait times also only apply to elective surgeries. Anything time sensitive gets dealt with immediately.

Asma · Guest

It was done without fanfare, it's really not nice to kick an enemy when they're down and shout to the world "Hey, we're pulling the claws and fangs of the Soviet bear!"

Jasmattie · Guest

Norm Macdonald. To quote Cracked:"You know whoâ€™d make a great talk show host? Norm MacDonald. If someone gave Norm an hour-long talk show every night, I guarantee you heâ€™d make straight-up magic. No one is more aware of cliches than Norm MacDonald, and no one is better at flipping and deconstructing them. Heâ€™d mess with all the stale conventions that modern late night talk show hosts for some reason feel forced to use, heâ€™d have the best guests, because everyone in comedy loves him, and I bet he could put on some decent skits, too. He wouldnâ€™t let a bunch of celebrities pointlessly and heartlessly plug whatever project they were working on, he just wouldnâ€™t allow it, because he canâ€™t even give a *****. So many late night hosts try to ape a late night host of the past, like theyâ€™re afraid of doing something new. But Norm MacDonald, man, he would tear ***** up. Everyone just think about it, right now, think about what a Norm MacDonald-hosted talk show would be like.Yeah."

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